What? You don't know about Santa? Why, he's the jolliest elf of all! Santa Claus is 6'6" and weighs 300+ lbs., has his own natural fluffy white beard and his round tummy shakes like a bowl full of jelly when he laughs. While you're busy reading this, Santa is busy filling his personal appointment book for the 2008 holiday season. In order to spread cheer throughout the holiday season, Santa regularly makes a number of public appearances doing such merry activities as grand entrances, singing, dancing, storytelling, sitting on Santa's lap telling him your wishes, photos with Santa, candy giving, tree lighting, grand openings, charity visits,parades, TV, movies, photo ads and of course, gift giving.